Monday, April 6, 2009

Marriage does not equal kids!

Look, just because I am married does not mean that I am interested in a visit to the maternity ward. One does not automatically equate to the other. I actually like my life, without the thrill of dirty diapers and crying babies.

And stop telling me that I'm gonna change my mind about wanting to have a baby, because I'm not!

Look, I know that misery loves company, but stop wishing such evils on me. Don't get me wrong, I think that children are a blessing from God, but an even better blessing is giving them back to their parents at the end of the day ;-)

Seriously though, if we do decide to have children, I'm gonna skip past the dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and adopt a potty-trained preschooler.

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